don't be shy...

Tuned in just in time to see Lorena get staked. Yesss #waitingsucks

Mon, 16 May 2011 04:43:25 -0400

Tuned in just in time to see Lorena get staked. Yesss #waitingsucks

RT @diablocody: Amazon just recommended Dick Van Dyke’s memoir. Was confused until I thought...

Sat, 14 May 2011 03:54:40 -0400

RT @diablocody: Amazon just recommended Dick Van Dyke’s memoir. Was confused until I thought about keywords.

Is being an idiotic version of Satan reincarnated a requirement to be a manager in the foods...

Fri, 13 May 2011 04:52:03 -0400

Is being an idiotic version of Satan reincarnated a requirement to be a manager in the foods industry? SRSLY. SO ANNOYED. #dontgetmestarted

quinoa, peppers, onions, garlic and chili powder…and I can breathe again! kind of! #yum

Wed, 11 May 2011 11:08:18 -0400

quinoa, peppers, onions, garlic and chili powder…and I can breathe again! kind of! #yum

absolutely convinced that mailmen know when you’re waiting for something and take their sweet...

Sat, 07 May 2011 14:08:54 -0400

absolutely convinced that mailmen know when you’re waiting for something and take their sweet time getting to your house. grrrr

I feel like craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap

Fri, 06 May 2011 19:17:49 -0400

I feel like craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap

this pollen will be the death of me grrrrrrrrrr

Wed, 04 May 2011 11:05:57 -0400

this pollen will be the death of me grrrrrrrrrr

"Joyfully celebrating the killing of a killer who joyfully celebrated killing carries an irony that I..."

Mon, 02 May 2011 15:21:14 -0400

“Joyfully celebrating the killing of a killer who joyfully celebrated killing carries an irony that I hope will not be lost on us. Are we learning anything, or simply spinning harder in the cycle of violence?”

- Brian McLaren

RT @Joan_Rivers: I just saw the guest list and the Royal Wedding will be jam-packed with European...

Sun, 01 May 2011 07:06:09 -0400

RT @Joan_Rivers: I just saw the guest list and the Royal Wedding will be jam-packed with European nobility. It has more blue blood than …

am I the only one NOT freaking out about the #RoyalWedding ??

Fri, 29 Apr 2011 11:48:53 -0400

am I the only one NOT freaking out about the #RoyalWedding ??

RT @iTunesTrailers: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 - Exclusive HD Trailer...

Thu, 28 Apr 2011 15:44:29 -0400

RT @iTunesTrailers: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 - Exclusive HD Trailer #1 http://tinyurl.com/3osmkre

new zumbawear, why you gotta look so cool, whyyyyyy?! someone please hide my credit card from me...

Tue, 26 Apr 2011 03:06:29 -0400

new zumbawear, why you gotta look so cool, whyyyyyy?! someone please hide my credit card from me plzzzz?! #zumba

I think I ate more today than I did on Thanksgiving…gonna vomit

Mon, 25 Apr 2011 08:19:39 -0400

I think I ate more today than I did on Thanksgiving…gonna vomit

is this real life?

Fri, 22 Apr 2011 17:26:33 -0400

is this real life?

Srsly??

Tue, 19 Apr 2011 21:05:21 -0400

Srsly??

so freaking anxious right now. stroke the furry wall. stroke the furry wall.

Tue, 19 Apr 2011 03:39:47 -0400

so freaking anxious right now. stroke the furry wall. stroke the furry wall.

RT @DavidPoland: This fame grab by Natalie Portman’s dance double is CRAP. NP never claimed...

Sun, 17 Apr 2011 20:36:57 -0400

RT @DavidPoland: This fame grab by Natalie Portman’s dance double is CRAP. NP never claimed 2 B a real ballerina, just some1 who killed …

OMGGGGG scream 4! scream 4! SO GOOD!!! AAAHHH #scre4m

Sun, 17 Apr 2011 06:49:54 -0400

OMGGGGG scream 4! scream 4! SO GOOD!!! AAAHHH #scre4m

evil people doing evil things and the good can never catch a break…c’mon karma, hurry yo...

Sat, 16 Apr 2011 00:29:43 -0400

evil people doing evil things and the good can never catch a break…c’mon karma, hurry yo ass up! #onmymind

Hot pink-toenailed boy in J. Crew ad sparks controversy - Yahoo! News http://t.co/vvkwmtR

Thu, 14 Apr 2011 17:56:05 -0400

Hot pink-toenailed boy in J. Crew ad sparks controversy - Yahoo! News http://t.co/vvkwmtR