May 2011
9 posts
Tuned in just in time to see Lorena get staked. Yesss #waitingsucks
May 16th
RT @diablocody: Amazon just recommended Dick Van Dyke’s memoir. Was confused until I thought about keywords.
May 14th
Is being an idiotic version of Satan reincarnated a requirement to be a manager in the foods industry? SRSLY. SO ANNOYED. #dontgetmestarted
May 13th
quinoa, peppers, onions, garlic and chili powder…and I can breathe again! kind of! #yum
May 11th
absolutely convinced that mailmen know when you’re waiting for something and take their sweet time getting to your house. grrrr
May 7th
I feel like craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap
May 6th
this pollen will be the death of me grrrrrrrrrr
May 4th
“Joyfully celebrating the killing of a killer who joyfully celebrated killing...”
– Brian McLaren
May 2nd
RT @Joan_Rivers: I just saw the guest list and the Royal Wedding will be jam-packed with European nobility. It has more blue blood than …
May 1st
April 2011
18 posts
am I the only one NOT freaking out about the #RoyalWedding ??
Apr 29th
RT @iTunesTrailers: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 - Exclusive HD Trailer #1 http://tinyurl.com/3osmkre
Apr 28th
new zumbawear, why you gotta look so cool, whyyyyyy?! someone please hide my credit card from me plzzzz?! #zumba
Apr 26th
I think I ate more today than I did on Thanksgiving…gonna vomit
Apr 25th
is this real life?
Apr 22nd
Srsly??
Apr 20th
so freaking anxious right now. stroke the furry wall. stroke the furry wall.
Apr 19th
RT @DavidPoland: This fame grab by Natalie Portman’s dance double is CRAP. NP never claimed 2 B a real ballerina, just some1 who killed …
Apr 18th
OMGGGGG scream 4! scream 4! SO GOOD!!! AAAHHH #scre4m
Apr 17th
evil people doing evil things and the good can never catch a break…c’mon karma, hurry yo ass up! #onmymind
Apr 16th
Hot pink-toenailed boy in J. Crew ad sparks controversy - Yahoo! News http://t.co/vvkwmtR
Apr 14th
my lips are sealed...
I am a HUMAN VAULT forever the keeper of secrets Often it’s overwhelming to know more than I should But you would never know because I am a vault So what’s your secret? I probably know one about you too…
Apr 14th
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“Check your ego at the door!”
– Tanya Beardsley
Apr 12th
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