Tuned in just in time to see Lorena get staked. Yesss #waitingsucks
RT @diablocody: Amazon just recommended Dick Van Dyke’s memoir. Was confused until I thought about keywords.
Is being an idiotic version of Satan reincarnated a requirement to be a manager in the foods industry? SRSLY. SO ANNOYED. #dontgetmestarted
quinoa, peppers, onions, garlic and chili powder…and I can breathe again! kind of! #yum
absolutely convinced that mailmen know when you’re waiting for something and take their sweet time getting to your house. grrrr
I feel like craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap
this pollen will be the death of me grrrrrrrrrr
Joyfully celebrating the killing of a killer who joyfully celebrated killing...– Brian McLaren
RT @Joan_Rivers: I just saw the guest list and the Royal Wedding will be jam-packed with European nobility. It has more blue blood than …
am I the only one NOT freaking out about the #RoyalWedding ??
RT @iTunesTrailers: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 - Exclusive HD Trailer #1 http://tinyurl.com/3osmkre
new zumbawear, why you gotta look so cool, whyyyyyy?! someone please hide my credit card from me plzzzz?! #zumba
I think I ate more today than I did on Thanksgiving…gonna vomit
is this real life?
so freaking anxious right now. stroke the furry wall. stroke the furry wall.
RT @DavidPoland: This fame grab by Natalie Portman’s dance double is CRAP. NP never claimed 2 B a real ballerina, just some1 who killed …
OMGGGGG scream 4! scream 4! SO GOOD!!! AAAHHH #scre4m
evil people doing evil things and the good can never catch a break…c’mon karma, hurry yo ass up! #onmymind
Hot pink-toenailed boy in J. Crew ad sparks controversy - Yahoo! News http://t.co/vvkwmtR
my lips are sealed...
I am a HUMAN VAULT forever the keeper of secrets Often it’s overwhelming to know more than I should But you would never know because I am a vault So what’s your secret? I probably know one about you too…
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